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Sitting in the dentist's waiting room

Sitting in the dentist's waiting room, I flipped through an outdoor lifestyle magazine and saw a full-page ad for a casino. The background was a pristine lake surrounded by pine trees, which looked so peaceful I actually took a photo of the page. Gold Horse Casino uses these scenic landscapes as loading screens, making the wait between spins feel much less stressful. I deposited sixty bucks later that night, played a fishing slot, and watched my balance sink to five dollars without catching a single bonus fish. I put my phone face down on the counter, totally disgusted with my performance. When I picked it up ten minutes later in St. John's, a "Frozen Wilds" re-spin had activated while the screen was locked. It had automatically built up to a three-hundred-dollar balance.